Phantom Thief F’s Scenario: Mystery of the Missing Diamond (Vocaloid)

This one… was hard. I’m not sure if all of it is timed perfectly–it works when I sing it, but people sometimes sing things differently. And it especially gets hard right before the “Oh really”. So, feel free to propose edits if you think a part doesn’t fit.

Song: Phantom Thief F’s Scenario: Mystery of the Missing Diamond
Producer: HitoshizukuP/Yama△
Art: Suzunosuke
Vocaloids: Miku Hatsune, Gakupo, Mayu, Rin Kagamine, Len Kagamine, Gumi, Kaito, Luka Megurine, Meiko, IA
Translator: VGPerson

Phantom Thief F’s Scenario: Mystery of the Missing Diamond

By chance, a letter arrived for us to see–how Fantastic!!
A notice coming from a phantom thief with brave glee…

A new journalist,
Spies the boarding gate in the midst,
And she runs searching for the criminal…

Did he forget something?
The auctioneer when he steps off board–
Just on time for the ring?
The mechanic comes by her own chord

The police are coming, too?
And the businessman that sickly spews,
Is he involved with the mafia?

Aboard a splendid ship,
There’s a secret auction;
All bid for a happy trip,
Brought by a fabled diamond…

Let’s disturb it so brilliantly–
The binding web of security;
Fantastic–the phantom’s crime–
Shall we start this time?

Are you ready?

Extravagant Fakes all around,
Joker starts all he’s wound;
Just like that, the die is cast for this perfect crime…

In order–cards are dealt this hand,
Moving on up, the Finale planned;
Finder–my camera will expose the truth…

Watch the magician’s show–
Does it carry a bad omen?
The starting time didn’t flow;
Hey, could it have been pressed, then?

Is the guard getting tense?
With rigorous control and high defense,
The police–
Is her glare directed at the mafia?

Wine spills to the ground–
The politician–is he lacking rest?
Next to him the doctor’s found;
“Drink this medicine,” she stressed…

The sweet waitress,
Offers wine with champagne to all the guests?
But the actress just wants whiskey on the rocks?

Turn your attention forward,
For the star of the night;
A fascinating award,
Sends excitement to a new height…

Without a gap to see,
The tight net of security…
Ah, surely it’s an impossible crime–
Shall we start this time?

Are you ready?

Bid in 8–raise hands so high,
Hammer dancing–again, we fly;
Greed, assets, and foolishness,
Is it all laid in this mess?

Suddenly, lights just blink on out,
Darkness takes up all about;
Show’s curtain is raised by a gunshot…

Just ten seconds, and the power’s back…
Was it an accident?
Where did that gunshot come from in the black?
That the luggage review didn’t prevent…

Now the glass on the window is broken?
Wide enough for a person…
“Hey, come on, they fainted!” Yaaaah!

3, 2, 1, Action!

The politician, fallen and red,
Who the doctor tends without a bed,
And behind them, the actress had dropped the
Glass that broke and had burst so free…

It was then cleaned up the waitress;
In the moment full of flapping stress,
Doves flee out the broken window,
As the mourning magician ends her show…

The mafia keeps laughing at her,
With the police watching his every stir,
And to her, the mechanic brings,
A report of the breaker’s trouble during things…

Next to her, the journalist keeps watching the scoop,
A bullet at her feet–but by who in this group?
And at what and why was it shot?

And as that question circled around and around,
The auctioneer’s shriek stopped all sound,
Announcing the end of the story as proposed;

Oh really…

The Diamond of Happiness disappeared,
Chaos in the hall has been smeared;
The guards look for the culprit more,
Just one unaccounted for…
(Say what?)

Did they break the window and jump on the deck?
Dive into the sea to leave this wreck?
Drifting on the sea is a silk hat now…

Suspect and diamond disappeared,
Into the darkness, the truth is smeared;
And just like that, the perfect crime’s show comes to an end…

In order–cards are dealt this hand,
Moving on up, the Finale planned;
With a front row seat, you who saw it all, can you expose the truth?


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